“I like all kinds of music! Well… except for country.’
– Every indie hipster kid on the planet.
I like country music. It feels like that statement should be followed with “its been 29 years since my last confession” or an announcement that I’m ready to enter a treatment program but you will read neither in this post. I may be biased by my upbringing (see: On My Love For Cowboys) but I believe that the 20-something upper middle class mopey bunch of bespeckled converse wearing kids that I call peers are in denial about country music. When it’s poppy and silly they call it rockabilly. Sweet and slow becomes folk. Edgy and loud is filed under
This post isn’t about an easy to justify love for alternative country or the old stalwarts (though rest assured that I have plenty of love for the Old 97s and Loretta Lynn). This is about the modern, played on the radio, listen to by millions of folks in states much redder than your own country music. This is about the
Sadly, finding worth listening to music from
The emo punk kids who wallow in songs about broken love and drug addiction should be the first to make an appointment to check out the blue collar side of sad. The Promise Ring ain’t got nothing on Merle, George and Lyle and while I’m being honest – they don’t have much on Garth Brooks either. Country music has perfected pain and passion and it has gotten me through many a bad breakup. While country has a reputation for being simplistic and trite the break up songs are complex and bittersweet, there’s a general recognition that love is hard and even though we all try not to fuck it up, we usually fail. On the flip side the happy lovey-dovey songs are exuberant and full of silver linings that make you want to fall into love as soon as possible. Country music, when it’s not formulaic, has great lyrics and we all know that hipsters love a good turn of phrase.
I did a lot of research for this post in the form of sitting on my couch in my underwear watching CMT. I highly recommend this activity because not only will it provide an opportunity to familiarize yourself with the modern offers of popular country music but CMT is also kind of awesome. In addition to being the home for “Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders: Making the Team” they also frequently broadcast a Fruit of the Loom commercial featuring a scene where the guy dressed as a bunch of grapes rests on the back end of a cowboy’s saddle, holding him up, supporting him, doing everything but reaching around to cup his balls. That’s some reliable underwear. I also witnessed a true winner of a video for the song “(I’m So Much Cooler) Online” which features one Jason Alexander playing a sci fi geek pretending to be a hot country music star on myspace (also making cameos are William Shatner and the former Marsha Brady as Jason's love interest). Say what you want about country music but you do not get this kind of quality programming on MTV.
I know I’m not particularly likely to change a lot of minds with this post (god knows if someone pleaded with me to give hard core rap a chance they’d have a lot of eye rolling on their hands) but those of you who feel secure enough in your coolness to take on some fiddles should get to work on the following playlist.
Brianna’s Essential List of Must Listen Popular Country
Nobody Knows Me – Lyle Lovett
Everything I Love is Killing Me – Alan Jackson
Suds in the Bucket – Sara Evans
I Can Still Make
There is no
She’s Every Woman – Garth Brooks
Mama He’s Crazy – The Judds
Sin Wagon – The
7 comments:
But wait- what about Britney? Can I say I hate Britney and still love country music? However, I'm from Texas so its a requirement to love both. :)
I'm a folkie myself... just this morning Sam and I sang "The Rattlin Bog" complete with tickle chorus...
er, though the tickle chorus may not strictly be part of the folk tradition...
me
posting as hinted at
I once asked a friend to make me a mixed cd, and he included a song on it called Didn't Leave Nobody But The Baby by Emmylou Harris. I'm not 100% sure it falls in the country catagory. A bit of a cross between country and those songs that slaves used to sing while working in the field. I'm sure you'd like it.
Okay, you have taught me to love country... well sort of, I still have not gone down the Garth path, but I am well into the "old standards" and have even branched out some from that.
In exchange, I think you need to learn to give reggae a chance. Otherwise I might accuse you of thinking that you are better than everyone in Jamaica (or heck, Willits).
Shouldn't this post also have an offer for a mixed country conversion CD? Something that we could listen to on a trial basis and, if we are not completely satisfied, return in order to get our money back? Oh, maybe we shouldn't have to put money down at all. . . . Yes, a free CD would help this conversion process along nicely.
Lost: I'm not sure how Brit comes into play but please continue the hating.
Melissa: That song is from the "Oh Brother Where Art Thou?" Sound track and it's awesome -- very sultry and hypnotic.
Sky: I accept the challenge! Send me a CD and I will try to have an open mind and might even *gulp* blog about reggae...
Michael: a good point -- I offer a free country mix CD to anyone willing to listen.
Have any of ya'll out there listeners of Lonestar 92.5 out of Dallas?
I know that they just hosted a great Lynard Skynard show on the 12th if anyone was out there for it.
If ya'll are interested in the country music scene, come check out the Lonestar 92.5's website at
http://www.lonestar925.com/ for the latest on your favorite classic rock, alternative country, outlaw country, and much more - plus
have little commercial interruption.
Currently they're holding a contest on the site promoting the Black Crowe's concert OCT 26th!
Check the site, you’ll get the chance to win two tickets to the Black Crowes show, vip access, and a backstage tour!
Been workin with the station and I have to say, if you're a true fan of the Texas music scene, or just country in general, come take a look! They have a great listing of local concerts as well.
CHECK EM!
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