| Risk Statement | Impact (1-5) | Probability (1-5) | Exposure: ImpactxProbability | Mitigation Action |
| Popstar not capable of getting through interview without using the "word" 'y'all.' | 3 | 5 | 15 | Immediately begin covert pro-south advertising campaign called "Y'all are people too" or "Let me hear y'all yee-haw!" in hopes of endearing the music listening public to the vernacular and dialect of rural Louisiana |
| Abs not what they used to be. Popstar resistant to crunches, fickle public resistant to pudgy pop stars. | 4 | 4 | 16 | Convert popstar to Buddhism, leak story that belly is homage to her spiritual leader. |
| Popstar may become or may already be pregnant with the baby of her skeezy paparazzi boyfriend. | 3 | 5 | 15 | Chastity belt. |
| Popstar apt to flash her girly bits without warning. | 3 | 4 | 12 | Chastity belt mitigation suggested for above risk should address this as well. 2 birds, 1 very strong piece of metal. |
| Cheetos addiction leads to unsightly orange stains on clothing. | 4 | 5 | 20 | Signature color! |
Friday, February 29, 2008
The Britney Comeback -- A Risk Analysis
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Fave line: Popstar resistant to crunches, fickle public resistant to pudgy pop stars.
I bet this would be funnier if I knew what the numbers meant.
Finally, the opportunity to make my comment debut on Brianna's blog! And this blog post concerns my very favorite topic of discussion: Britney.
That being said, I have nothing to add and my comments aren't going to make sense. But that's not going to stop me.
I look forward to seeing Buddha Britney becoming a spiritual leader for today's young generation. And now some words of wisdom from the Buddha:
can't you see i'm a fool
in so many ways
but to lose all my senses
that is just so typically me
...
oh baby
I hope you plan to use this in your risk analysis presentation at the project management training!
We were trying to adapt Apples to Apples for use as a group activity during our presentation, but someone put the kaibash on it...
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