- Amy was changing footwear (from flip flops to sneakers) in line.
- I was wearing a t shirt with the words "Guess what?" followed by an arrow pointing to the picture of a chicken's rear end (thanks for the birthday gift Kajal!)
- Just before paying I commented to Amy, "Imitation crab is the one constant in our friendship."
- The booze that Amy and I were purchasing at 11:30am on a Tuesday was a bottle of strawberry flavored "sparkling wine"
Shockingly she didn't call the cops (or the "Living Martyrs" whose van we passed on the road -- apparently God no longer requires you to die in order to achieve martyr status provided you're willing to be a huge dick while alive).
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I suggest you add Wazmo Nariz's Checking Out the Check-out Girl to your iPod to forever commemorate your vacation with Amy!
um, so why did she say "you've got to be kidding me?"
And is it Gob or God you are referring to, because I am pretty sure Gob grants martyr status pretty freely.
oh, and from the Living Martyr's website:
"Moreover, since Christ commanded us to 'love thy enemy' we strive to convert perceived evil people rather than harm them."
Really, I would so much rather they just hated me, really it is okay.
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