Grand statement. Flippant comment that negates grand statement. Mock serious comment that negates flippant comment. Grand statement.
Obvious fact. Huge leap of faith. Coy rewording of grand statement.
Devil’s advocacy. Brief exploration of implications of devil’s advocacy. Contemptuous dismissal of those who dare to go against grand statement. Fools. Reference to
Self deprecation. Just kidding, I’m awesome. Look how quirky I am! Swear word. (edgy!) You wish you were me. And if you want to be more like me might I suggest grand statement?
Witty banter (astute but still funny parenthetical comment). Song lyric by band you’ve never heard of that vaguely references grand statement but which I am mostly including as a pathetic attempt to seem hip. Wry contradiction of grand statement.
Declaration of success.
*the first person to actually use this as a template for a blog post gets either a picture of my knee cap OR free promotional quote in support of the blog your your choice – your choice!!!
3 comments:
I think I use that template once a week.
Even the 90210 quote.
Which knee cap is in the picture?
Brilliant question Peter -- the LEFT knee cap.
Left? Then I'm not doing it.
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