Friday, January 04, 2008

This Worries Me

How it Should Have Gone Down


ABC Reporter: So there you have it Joe, Obama has taken the lead in this impor--

ABC News Anchor (Joe): Bob, sorry to cut in here but we have some important news developments coming out of our LA affiliate, we’re going live to CeCe Hernandez who is on the scene

CeCe: Jose I am reporting from outside of Britney Spears’ mega huge house of fun and there is a flurry of activity here. It appears the Miss Spears has finally lost it. We hear that she has locked herself in the bathroom with her children and may or may not be spreading strawberry frosting on the floor to serve as a force field against the multitudes of police and firemen currently breaking down the door. This reporter thinks that the chica may be loco in the cabeza. Back to you Joe.

Joe: Thank you CeCe. This is ABC news, always bringing you the important stories of the day, now a message from our sponsor, Sandwiches Bigger Than Your Head.

What Actually Happened

ABC Dude: blah blah Iowa blah blah Obama blah blah you can totally use caucus as any form of speech the caucus caucused caucus caucusly.

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16 HOURS pass

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Brianna: WTF? Britbrit went crazy and I MISSED IT?!?! Why kind of media are we fostering here? I mean I care about the presidential race as much as the next girl but DUDES you have got to prioritize.

2 comments:

wolf said...

Funny - I was cussing at CNN this morning that they were lumping Britney's latest whatever-the-f***-it-is together into the top three stories. Am I wrong in thinking she should go into the entertainment category?

Bill Purdy said...

I missed it, too. How can the news media get everything so wrong these days? When I really want -- no, need, dammit -- inane celeb coverage, they insist on going on and on about the freaking caucus, already.

Must I rely on the internet for this sort of thing? Must I?