Recycling German Style

This book proposing new uses for everyday objects is fascinating (the cd case green house and the whisk as cotton ball dispenser are both brilliant).

But I have to question this:

How did we get here?

1. My cute tummy is out in the open with no adornment at all! I think she feels sad and ugly.

2. My cute underwear are hidden under my lederhosen (clearly Germany has avoided the extreme low rise fad) where no one can enjoy them.

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Since I don’t see how elastic-less underwear stays up one assumes she has sacrificed covering her girl parts for the sake of “fashion”. This is the Britney Spears of Germany.

Also:

I’m assuming they are advocating the tea as a replacement for toilet cleaner not the toilet as a replacement for a kettle…