A friend of mine needs this picture for some reason but he works for a governmental organization and thus has very limited access to the internets. So he asked me to upload it for him... let's speculate on what he might be thinking in this picture.
1. "Dude I have awesome biceps, look at those babies flex... mmmmm." 2. "Must... resist.... punching self.... in face..." 3. "The ladies at the preschool are going to think i'm so hot -- nothing gets young girls juices flowing like the groom look." 4. "A wedding ring?!!??! fuck! how did this happen?!?!"