Evil evil football messed with TV schedules Sunday night and my attempts to record The Amazing Race (love the Win boys, hate the LA couple -- when will people learn that going on a reality TV show is NOT a good way to "test [your] relationship?) resulted in 50% 60 Minutes 50% TAR. Desperate for some TV time Amy and I watched the 30 minutes of 60 minutes which mostly focused on crazy teenagers killing Bums. It was horribly disturbing and I have no desire to write about it. But then... Andy Rooney on food:
You heard it here first:
1. Eating salmon will turn you into a thermometer
2. carrots and Hershey bars have the SAME nutritional content
3. Vegetarians are nuts.