In this ode to a less than restful night a mule drags a bedroll across the arena where a cowboy/person of less than complete intelligence launches themselves onto the bedroll as the mule races back to the starting line. He who survives the subsequent roads burn wins!
IngredientsThis is exactly like musical chairs except you know, with tires, and angry mules and a more acute possibility of death.
- Arena full of Mules
- Guy inexplicably dressed in a mule mascot-like suit which, even more inexplicably, has a mustache.
- Pack of people with no shame
- Record playing "The Wheels on the Bus"
- Guy in mule outfit with cap gun that he periodically shoots off in an obvious attempt at suicide via mule kick to the head.
Since "Riding Huge Horses Roman Style" clearly sounds like a new fangled sexual position I'm sure all of you are happy to see that this is just some crazy dude standing on the backs of two horses as they and their horse team buddies race around the track laughing about how hilarious it would be if this fool fell on his ass. Shockingly his ass remained in air.
The Packer's Scramble
Each of four pack trains are given a collection of items deemed "hard to pack on a mule" (though my suggestion of "another mule?" was not seriously considered so clearly no one was trying too hard) and while the clock ticks are forced to pack up their train of mules and race around the fairgrounds without losing any of the haul.