Some Guy in a Bowflex Commercial: I gave all of my fat clothes to my fat friends!
Brianna: "hey fatties, I brought you some more shirts to grow out of!"
Mike: "Don't thank me now!"
Brianna: "Thank me later when I give you my old fat girlfriends!"
Mike: "Y'all can be my wingmen, which is funny because nothing that big could ever get off the ground!"