- Amy was changing footwear (from flip flops to sneakers) in line.
- I was wearing a t shirt with the words "Guess what?" followed by an arrow pointing to the picture of a chicken's rear end (thanks for the birthday gift Kajal!)
- Just before paying I commented to Amy, "Imitation crab is the one constant in our friendship."
- The booze that Amy and I were purchasing at 11:30am on a Tuesday was a bottle of strawberry flavored "sparkling wine"
Shockingly she didn't call the cops (or the "Living Martyrs" whose van we passed on the road -- apparently God no longer requires you to die in order to achieve martyr status provided you're willing to be a huge dick while alive).