Thursday, March 29, 2007

Why I Am Probably in Jail Now

Idea that would be useful if I were a terrorist

1. Board Plane
2. Wait for person sitting next to me go to bathroom
3. Reach into their carry on and turn on their cell phone
4. Get the virgins ready for me.

1 comment:

alia said...


you and i will have to compare FBI stories...

btw, the naked girl from amy and jo's wedding... er, why were her nipples different colors? (the flickr photostream has a twisted sense of humor?)