A friend of mine just released his second single, "What Would Grandpa Do?"
I've given this question a lot of thought and have come up with the following answers:
Ask the nurse to clean his bed pan.
Yell at the neighborhood kids to get off of his lawn.
Gross you out by removing his teeth at the dinner table.
Goose Grandma and giggle.
Claim that chewing tar was superior to bubble gum.
Get your nose.
Forget to wear pants. (thanks Mike)
I'm going to let Jason read this -- I'll let you know if he's still my friend come tomorrow.